E.C.McMullen Jr. |
THIS KNIFE SHOULD DO THE TRICK
Whether you like eating pumpkins, making jack-o-lanterns, or smashing them, it's that time of year to practice your pumpkin carving skills. These links should speed you on your journey.
First, be proud of your pumpkin
pumpkin-patch.com
Then take a knife to it!
CarvingPumpkins.com
Or switch the words around and get
Pumpkin-Carving.com
Or, if you are a beginner and you can't tell the blade from the handle, start off slow with
PumpkinCarving101.com
Once you've eviscerated your pumpkin friend, put a light in it's head
PumpkinLights.com
Get those pumpkins drunk and put them on the Adam Carolla show
ExtremePumpkins.com
But when you tire of working with amateurs
PumpkinMasters.com
But what do they know? These folks are the PBS of pumpkin carvers
MasterpiecePumpkins.com
You don't need a pumpkin dot com name. You are the world's recognized master of pumpkins
HowardDill.com
Because, by golly, Pumpkin time is the best time!
ThePumpkinFarm.com
Martha Stewart loves nooks, so Martha would probably love
PumpkinNook.com
Yeah, Martha is great, but she's no
PumpkinLady.com
Eventually, you will say "pumpkin" so many times, it will start to seem pornographic. Or maybe that's just me. Or maybe its because of all of those
BigPumpkins.com
My pumpkin is bigger than your pumpkin
GiantPumpkins.com
Did everybody take all the cool pumpkin names? Don't let that stop you from casting your faux pumpkin pearls
Funkins.com
Eventually, of course, you will get so sick of pumpkins that you will become the Anti-Pumpkin
PumpkinGutter.com
And when that happens, you will become a menace to pumpkin society
KillerPumpkins.com
Which, sadly, can only lead to
ZombiePumpkins.com |
