E.C.McMullen Jr. |
HALLOWEEN APPROACHETH
They're giving out candy to micro costumed goblins at the mall. Sweet old ladies are cooing over tiny zombies at the VFW; they're giving out candy in your neighborhood, apartment building, or maybe yer throwing a party for the little monsters at your house. EVERYWHERE is Halloween and unlike grown-up holidays like New Year's Eve, Halloween is truly a family event.
Even happier than Thanksgiving or Christmas because you're not expected to invite those members of the family you find undesirable. Halloween is fun for the family that you love best. And if you are away from family or one of those undesirable members? There's a nightclub or even a regular ol' bar doing something for Halloween. Unlike Christmas, no one ever has to feel alone on Halloween night! That's just one of many things that is so great about it!
Now I'm about to lay some serious Halloween sites on you. Anthing I could find that had "Halloween" in the domain name, I'm putting here! Some are fun, some are cool, many of them are selling something but you never know what you might find when you have the world "Halloween" as a url.
And before I begin let me say that I totally appreciate the fact that some people who, due to their upbringing or own adult decisions don't like or want Halloween: Who feel that it clashes, perhaps with insideous, malevolent evil intent, against their beliefs or faith. Since I'm sensitive to your concerns, please don't bother sending me any email critisizing this list on those grounds. You see, I'm not interested in the shallow opinion of any pin-headed dipshit who wants to suck all the fun out of life.
Here we go!
First we have to
Celebrate-Halloween.com
That should give you some ideas. Maybe even
101HalloweenIdeas.com
The One Source For All Things Halloween?
Halloween.com
But wait, they love Halloween in Italy too!
Halloween.it
But is that big enough? Maybe we need The Internet's Largest Halloween Resource
Halloween-Online.com
After Trick or Treating, we go out on Halloween and watch
Halloweenmovies.com
Of course, it's just as cool to stay inside and watch
TheHalloweenNetwork.com
Getting dressed up for Halloween? Natch!
Halloween-Costumes-Masks.com
How fast do you want your Halloween?
HalloweenExpress.com
Yeah, they don't have anything for me, but they do have
HalloweenCostumes4U.com
As well as
HalloweenCostumesOnline.com
Hell, some folks go to
ExtremeHalloween.com
But perhaps you are looking for ... ahem ...
AdultHalloweenCostumes.com
Then again, maybe you feel yer too old to dress up. Maybe you just want
HalloweenCostumes4Kids.com
Perhaps you need
TheHalloweenSite.com
Because some people deal in
HalloweenOnly.com
People may call her a witch, but that's just because Martha Stewart is a HUGE fan of Halloween. But she's not the Wal-Mart of Halloween. That belongs to
HalloweenMart.com
Want to put together a fast and dirty Halloween site? You'll need some
HalloweenClipart.com
Or even
Halloween-Clipart.com
But you'll need more than clipart for your Halloween website. You'll also need some
HalloweenFonts.com
And hey, while yer at it, why not some
ScaryHalloweenSounds.com
Luckily, you no longer have to drive out in the boonies to find a
HalloweenOutlet.com
Or hey, a big "Do-It-Yourself"-er are ya? Then gofrit! But first make a
HalloweenMonsterList.info
Or find someone at the
HalloweenDirectory.com
Yeah, that'll getcha to
HalloweenDirect.com
Then tell everyone how you do the holiday at
HalloweenSurvey.com
Halloween is just so freakin' cool, some cities throw a parade!
Halloween-NYC.com
But if you live in the South, you might prefer
HalloweenNewOrleans.com
What happens on Halloween, STAYS with Halloween!
HalloweenLasVegas.com
There's just so much to see and do in
HalloweenUSA.com
Gathering family and friends in your house this Halloween? Arm yourself with
HalloweenGhostStories.com
That's how you do an
OldFashionHalloween.com
Those folks will be wantin' some grub. Make sure you have set up your
HalloweenKitchen.com
When yer totally into it, hell it feels like
EverythingHalloween.com
Some people have their own
Halloween-Website.com
Possibly the coolest place to live, ever!
HalloweenTown.org
Yeah, that's just a fictional town on the Internet, Here is another fictional town name, though it's really a band
HalloweenAlaska.com!
That said, What is the Halloween Capitol of the World?
AnokaHalloween.com
But hey, when going after your TrickOrTreats.com, just let's be careful out there!
Halloween-Safety.com
Quick! Save your screen from Halloween!
FreeHalloweenScreenSavers.com
Have you subscribed to
HalloweenMagazine.com?
Not to be confused with
HalloweenOnlineMagazine.com
We must stand up to the global menace of our enemies with our
HalloweenAlliance.com
Some of us belong to
TheHalloweenGroup.com
You may think I'm making a big production out of this, but not as much as
HalloweenProductions.com
Like any other holiday, you really should send a card. They have tons at the
HalloweenCardShop.com
And a bunch of others at
HalloweenGreetingCards.com
You don't have to go as SpongeBob. You could go as
SpiritHalloween.com
Can you believe there is a
HalloweenExchange.com?
Gotta work on the computer on Halloween night? Sucks to be you! Maybe you can sneak in some time at
AnimatedHalloween.com
Or play a few games at
HalloweenArcade.com
Or win something cool in the
HalloweenPhotoContest.com
We need a little more "Oomph" from someone calling themself
HalloweenMan.com
I've no idea what this is ... or will be ... but it LOOKS interesting.
HalloweenInTheCastro.com
If your still up for this discussion, maybe you should go to the
HalloweenForum.com
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